THE BASICS


Name: Linds or Linz
Pronouns: she/her
Occupation: Marketing Girliepop
Personality Type: Ambivert
Location: USA
Debuffs: Alphabet soup of GAD, PTSD, ADHD, Dysautonomia, & chronic pain

FAV MEDIA

LOTR, Buffy, The X-files, The Sopranos, The Muppets, Coraline, Over the Garden Wall, anything DnD

FOOD

Noodles! Sushi! Tacos! Soup (especially pho)!

GAMES

Baldur's Gate 3, Bioshock, Alice: Madness Returns, Fallout, Tiny Tina's Wonderlands, Animal Crossing, Stardew, Hello Kitty Island Adventure

CUTIE CHARACTERS

Kirby, Spyro the Dragon, Miffy, Keropi, Cinnamoroll, Rilakkuma, Bulbasaur

BOOK GENRES

Fiction (Science, Historical), Dystopian, Fantasy, Mystery, Psychological Thrillers, Horror, some YA

MUSIC

I'm pretty eclectic. 90's, dad rock, girliepop, indie, pop punk, goth and dungeon synth

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RANDOM FACTS

  • My favorite holiday is Halloween and fall is my favorite season
  • I have 16+ tattoos, I've kind of lost count
  • I absolutely hate the Lorax, I had a nightmare about it once and I cannot stand the sight of that thing D:
  • I am burdened with a severe caffeine sensitivity and condemned to wander this mortal plane eternally exhausted
  • A one-eyed toad once lived in my backyard, and I think of him often and fondly

ALIGNMENT

OTHER INTERESTS

fashion | concerts | antiquing | baking | fiber arts | science and history podcasts | plants | puzzles | medieval weaponry | oddities collecting | costuming

SIGN

FAV ACNH VILLAGERS

ORIGINS

As a kid, the internet was my escape hatch from an often chaotic home life. When I wasn't binging summer-reading books for a free Personal Pan Pizza like my survival depended on it, I was living on AIM and Palace Chat with a ragtag guild of teen outcasts who basically co-parented me through some of the worst chapters of my lore.

Palace screenshot
Remember these lil bitches?

MYSPACE ERA

I built a short-lived graphics site as a teen, then migrated to Myspace, where I became the msypace layout plug for every hardcore band kid within a 50-mile radius. These were boys who could two-step in a dirty basement venue but could not, under any circumstances, figure out how to make their profile background not tile. I was the "Can you make the header look more like blood but also like...tasteful blood?" consultant. And then adulthood happened. A career. Deadlines. Meetings. Suddenly the "fun" stuff...the messy, self-taught magic bits got pushed to the margins. Coming back to it now feels like time-travel therapy.

THINGS I HATE

  • Bigotry
  • Fascism
  • Abusers
  • AI
  • Microsoft Outlook
  • Fennel seed
  • Book covers with THAT texture
  • LED Headlights
  • When people don't return their shopping carts